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The software tester responded with the itemization: Sandwich Two software testers went into a diner and ordered two drinks.Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The Railroad Department was stunned and contacted the Aviation Department to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly. Several years later, the company contacted him regarding a bug in a multi-million-dollar application which no one in the company was able to reproduce.The Aviation Department reviewed the test thoroughly and sent a report. They tried for many days to replicate the bug but without success.The report consisted of just one recommendation and it read “Use a thawed chicken.” A Tester’s Courage The Director of a software company proudly announced that a flight software developed by the company was installed in an airplane and the airlines was offering free first flights to the members of the company. In desperation, they called on the retired software tester and after much persuasion he reluctantly took the challenge.He came to the company and started studying the application.When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me toys all piling up.At the end of the line stands a nervous Jane surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me toys.
The chicken not only shattered the windshield but also went right through and made a hole on the back wall of the engine cab – the unscathed chicken’s head popping out of the hole. After serving his company for many years, he happily retired.
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Within an hour, he provided the exact steps to reproduce the problem and left. Later, the company received a bill for ,000 from the software tester for his service.
The company was stunned with the exorbitant bill for such a short duration of service and demanded an itemized accounting of his charges.